Oh Catt.
“I’d end up being arrested if I got to sit next to Johnny Depp.” -Catt
“Haha yeah, you’d suck all his gold teeth out his mouth.” -Fin
“Nah, I’d just suck him.” -Catt
Dear Tumblr
I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting you recently. I’ve meant to catch up but…the truth is, I’ve met someone else, her name is Twitter. Sure the conversations are a little shorter, there’s less naked pictures but there’s more jokes, more laughter and I feel like she updates me on things more.
Sorry but thanks for everything.
Favourite facts part two.
1. In Family Guy, the idea of Chris Griffin’s voice was originally based on an impression of Buffalo Bill from the Silence Of The Lambs.
2. In the horror film Halloween, the mask for Michael Myers is just a William Shatner mask sprayed white with the eye holes cut out.
3. In Pulp Fiction, the part of Lance the heroin dealing slob character was going to be played by Kurt Cobain but his own habbit and issues got in the way.
4. There is more caffeine in a cup of coffee than a cup of tea. Pound for pound there is more caffeine in tea, however more coffee is used in a cup. Thank you QI.
5. Lead singer of Kiss, Glam Rock sell out Gene Simmons owns the rights to the term ‘OJ,’ he didn’t make up the term for Orange juice, he just found out there wasn’t a patent on it and jumped at the chance to own it…cheeky fucker, don’t you agree?
6. Axl Rose’s real name is Bill Bailey. However the British comedian writes better songs.
7. Winston Churchill went to school in Hove, actually.
A list of some of my favourite facts.
1. Bruce Forsyth is older than penicillin.
Only by a few months…but still.
2. How many words do inuits have for snow?
The answer is four…the whole fifty words thing is total bullshit. Sorry Kate Bush, you thought Stephen Fry would have told you while recording your last album.
3. Brian Harvey once ran himself over trying to save a baked potato.
4. The term testify came from back in the day (which ever day that was, good research Fin) while in court you would swear an oath on your balls. If they found out you were lying, bye bye bean bag.
4. More than ten people are killed a year by vending machines.
More to come…
Observation.
You know you’re a nerd when you are arguing with someone and you begin with “Well historically…”
My own Room 101
1. The musical Annie -I am not adverse to musicals, I love West Side Story and even have some Guys & Dolls tunes on my mp3 player. But everytime I hear that obnoxious ginger gibbon singing “The sun will come out, tomorrow!” my blood boils.
The worst part of that steaming great turd of a musical is when the orphans run to sugardaddy whorebucks’ house, get in and say “The people who took Annie weren’t her parents! They were bad people!” Instead of doing what any millionaire would do (release the hounds, Burns style) he believes them, based on no evidence or explanation, he just believes these little bastards (literally) and jumps into action. Lazywritinglazywritinglazywriting.
Annie, you are an orphan, stop being so fucking chipper.
2. The Term ‘Naff’ -The word is intself, Naff. It also reminds me of Ferne Cotton and thats never good.
3. Nickleback -In early ‘92, when Nirvana’s Nevermind took Michael ‘Don’t tell your parents’ Jackson off the top spot, the boundaries for what mainstream music could be changed. But like with every musical movement, after commercialisation it gets stale and diluted from what it was and ends up becoming shite.
Example:
Led Zep (Great) ————————————Poison (Shite)
The Libertines (Great) —————————The Wombats (Shite)
And finally
Nirvana (Great) ————————————Nickleback (Fuck you.)
I once watched an interview on Tv with Nickleback’s front man and every sentence he said was a cliche.
“I was trying to get to that place in me to write an album,
then my friend called me and was like, dude you wanna come down to the lake
and I was like,
Oh man you’re putting daggers in my heart.”
To be honest, music snobbery like this is childish and preference doesn’t make one person better than the other. If you find a band or a song that makes you get that rush just by hearing it. Embrace it….unless it is Nickleback, I fucking hate Nickleback.
4. People that interrupt -It are not a child, you don’t have to butt in on someone else’s point just to be heard.
5. The term ‘Personal opinion’ -Okay, this might just be splitting hairs but you don’t have to add the word Personal infront of Opinion, you have already stated the opinion is yours to adding that wortd just sounds silly. It’s like saying ‘My hairy hair.’ Not needed.
